THE PLENTIFUL DIRT PSALM The earth is my dump ground; I shall not want. It lets me litter in green pastures; it lets me befoul the clear waters. It empties my hands. It shows me clean places for wastefulness for my own sake. Yea, while I walk through the valley full of garbage & filth I fear no retrieval, for my country is free. Your roads and your paths are for me; you have provided terrain for me with the absence of authorities; you cover my junk with snow. My can overflows. Surely rodents & insects will follow me all the days of my life, and I dwell in the trash of the world forever.
THE AMERICAN CREED
BUSH PROPOSES TEMPORARY DEATH PENALTY
APOLOGIUM AD LINGUA DEXTRA